Abacalabada!

"Fingle Fungle Foosicle Foo!
Abadabadooooo! "

- My brother when he was a baby meister.

Oh, my indeedy! The words we say when we are young! Teehee!

When I was young tiny Uhbuh... I used to say Abacalabada! It was my handy, go-everywhere, Meister phrase! I talked to my Grandma Silviobaradayuicomastegabaradacalahusiminichigosebarata (she goes by Silvi for short), and she says that in Marster it means (The world is raining candy)! Ain'it fascinating!!!!!!!!!?

Yeah!

-Gooby

Mangos: A Celebrated Poem

Mangos good to eat
In my tummy they are sweet
Chopped up, pureed, even sauteed
And they still for leftovers remain!!
Ba-ba, Mango-sheep,
Have you any seeds?
Yes sir, yes sir, I them have!!
One for Ana, one for doppit
a half seed for troy and half seed for cooooooooooooooooooooooo....
And many many many many seeds for...
Dun-dun-duh..

UHBUH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raincoats are the new crocs

Uhbuh is a trendsetter! Trendsetter Uhbuh!

For not what ye small, worthless people know (and of course the cool people who read my humble meister blog), I have invented clever raincoat fashion!!

It started when I got rained by a vicious monsoon flood!!! It was turrible turrible turrible!! Even Coo agrees!!

But then suddenly, just then, me had an idea! And just so ye personites and meisters know, Ana approves of the idea!!

I built a raincoat! And I wore it. It foiled all of Elmo's plans too! And it makes Crocs out of business. Although I have a few Crocs left in storage for secret purposes!

Viva la Raincoat!!

Moving to Elmerlanda

The moving trucks driven by Uncle Marto moved down the lumbering meister road,

They stopped at my house, they took away my plasma TV and raincoat and secret MIS (Meister Intelligence Service) spy equipment- how rude!

Never in the Meister world of orange goodness have we ever witnessed such a dastardly scheme!!!

I my self, Uhbuh, am ENRAGED!!!! (i would post a pictured of an enraged meister but that wouldn't be suitable for the younger mistermeisters)

So, I say to you, Uncle Marto: "Good day, and then shall we meet, but until then... NO more beans at lunch!!!"

Yeah Trick Yeah!!!

Hello personites!

I am tiny Uhbuh (Yes, I have changed my noble Meister name).

I have coined yet another phrase, this time it is Yeah Trick Yeah.

It is a common Meister English expression for when a Meister (such as myself) has fooled you.

For example, if I pushed you in a hole and then you couldnt get out, I would say Yeah Trick Yeah.

For yall information, it is usually said Yehh Trick Yeaaaaaaa!!!

Teehee!

Hasta la Pasta mio amigos!!! Yay Trick Yay!