Goobetto's Dance Club

Allaw moi fillow dawnsears! (Hello my fellow dancers, in a British accent)

I, Uhbuh, have grandly announced the founding of the amazing, modern, classy.... GOOBETTO'S DANCE CLUB!!

I named it after me as well as added "etto" to make it sound way way way fancierest! Yay! And it was built with money from my mommy and daddy's emergency bank account! Whoopsies!

It features a shining, lighting up dance floor, glass walls and windows, and alsy-oh a teensy tinesy bit of metal for the roof.

Some of the most amazingiest dances in Goobetto's club of dance include the Goobetto Special! This involves a little frumpy meister (like moi) spinning around repeatedly and all fancy like by someone far far biggerest than me! One time me and Auntie Nony danced to the Goobetto special. I almost swallowed a peach!!

Anyway, come to Goobetto's Dance Club. We are open from 7 in the bright sunny morning all the way to midnight, when the ferocious, fat, owls descend from their treeline hideouts to eat peaches. So escape the owls and their hooting, and come dance at Goobetto's Dance Club.


Ohhhhhh! And by the waaaaaaaay.... ya have to pay to use the toilets! 5 cents for the hole in the ground toilet, and $198,000,000 for the air conditioned, singing, bouncing, toilet!!! Yay!


Signed, your sincere Goobetto!!! (Uhbuh)