Howdy! Oh wait, that's Texan. I meant to say Aloha!
Well, as some of you maaaaaaayyy know, I am a young and elite Meister businesswoman. I have intense plans for making lots of money- the most recent one of which is running a squirrel pet shop. Apparently Meisters will pay a tortilla-load of money for a squirrel- they are VERY pesky and can be used as a more friendly, yet far more paranoid, alternative to a guard dog. Oh My God I have a story! Yay!
Story:
ONCE MY NEIGHBOR MR. BAGALABOA WAS ATTACKED BY A RABID SQUIRREL. WHY? WELL, HE SPENT NINE WEEKS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM- BUT THE SQUIRREL UNFAIRLY ATTACKED HIM BECAUSE OF HIS LARGE, OLD-FASHIONED, HAT. POOR MISTER BAGALABOA.
Everybody sign a card for Mr. Bagalaboa!! That will be my next inspiring post. Yay!!!
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