Papayas And Their Many Uses

Teehee! O Readers Of The Gooby Chronicles!

Today we shall be talking about papayas and their many uses.

Papayas are really really cool- they taste like guano, though. Oh poo. Literally. Heh.

But as we know that Meisters are running out of jobs- some even forced to live on the streets, papayas are gaining a comeback! Many meisters, including my friend's mom, who some of you may know as Guana De Mariposa, are selling them on the streets. I fear I may have to quit my successful squirrel pet shop in order to "Get with the times" and get involved with the papaya trade! I can't wait!!

Did you know:

-Papayas can be used for toilet paper- first remove the inside and shave the skin into chunks. Then soak in water and Voila! Toilet paper!

- Papayas can also be used for firewood- more like "firefruit". If you set them alight, it will create an amazingly powerful bonfire- which creates the effect of a Renaissance hunting party if seen from more than 3 miles away.

- Last but not least, you can use their juice, if mixed with cedar sap, for a very strong gasoline. My neighbors limo got stuck in a palm tree once, and as he was mercilessly attacked by pelicans, he could not move the car nor defend himself! Poor him! And no, it was not Mr. Bagalaboa. Again. If we used Mexican papayas (Or homegrown Venezuelan papayas), we could create a Meister transportation empire. And also cause speed races on the freeway. Yay! Oh wait- that's a threat to public safety. Sorry!!